Phir bhi dil he hindustani

What we think if we return from USA or any other country…

It is just for fun sometime people will come from another country and they like their culture so try to adapt it and It is not wrong.

·      Tries to use Credit Card in roadside Hotel. Always busy with his Iphone.

·      Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health. (Proving to be very health conscious). Like to do Party all the time.

·      Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

·      Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".

·      Says "Yogurt" instead of "Curds".

·      Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".

·      Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".

·      Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".

·      Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".

·      Says "Got To Go" instead of "Have To Go".

·      Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

·      Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

·      Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilometers), and counts in Millions.(Not in Lakhs)

·      Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).

·      Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

·      When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee (but never says Zed).

·      Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY & on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"

·      Like to discuss the difference between Indian Standard, Indian culture and Indian Road Conditions

·      Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

·      Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

·      Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

·      Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule".

·      Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

·      Few more important stuffs:-

·      From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.

·      Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.

·      And The Ultimate One:-

·      Tries to begin conversation with "In US...." or "When I was in US..."